It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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