Rock
Scissors
Fuck
Small penises have feelings too.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
