The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
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When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
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Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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