he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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