there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
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I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
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This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
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