we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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