love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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