And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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