you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
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