i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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