I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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