It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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