Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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