4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
You made me cry and you don't even care
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
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