did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
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Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
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The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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