You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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