we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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