he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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