And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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