mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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