she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
This baby is an asshole
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
