Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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