butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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