I think I died a long time ago.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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