I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
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