And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
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While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
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She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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