Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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