the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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