I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
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did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
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My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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