I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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