I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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