In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i need an iv and a liver transplant
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
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I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
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Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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