i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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