:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
