At least make sure they are 18
Why
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
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