I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
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You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
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Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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