Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
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you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
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Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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