Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
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why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
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I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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