Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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