I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Wtf did i hit my head on?
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