Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
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One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
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You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
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