Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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