Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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