i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
and she was petting her beer can
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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