I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
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I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
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Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
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