It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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