We should be called the Road Head Warriors
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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