bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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