The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
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considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
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If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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