the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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