remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
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Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
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He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
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