:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
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he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
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Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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