So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
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Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
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There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
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I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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